A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from
major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little
room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine
was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the
nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of
an egg, piece of toast, and glass of apple juice). She would
then return a little bit later to empty the urine bottle.
And so it continued... Finally, one morning, she decided to
have a little fun. She ate the eggs and the toast, but went
to the bathroom where she cleaned the urine bottle out, then
poured the apple juice into it. When the nurse returned later
that morning, he took a look at the bottle and a frown came
over his face. "Obviously, you enjoyed your breakfast, but
something must be wrong because this looks a little cloudy,"
he said, pointing to the urine bottle. "Oh, really?" she
replied, picking up the bottle in question and putting it
to her lips. "In that case, we'd better run it through again..."