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The Problem   

Last week I had to go to the doctor. The receptionist, a "Babe" candidate if there ever was one (think Heather Locklear but more . . . ) said, "Would you like to tell me your problem? I'll need the information for the doctor."

"Well," I said, "it's kind of embarrasing, really." I even shuffled my feet a little. "You see, I have a (gulp) very large and almost constant erection."

Without blinking an eye, she replied, "Well, the doctor is very busy today, but let me see if *I* can squeeze you in."


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