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Three Dead Doctors   

Three doctors are returning from a conference when a truck crosses the median and hits their limo. All of a sudden they are face to face with St. Peter. He looks at the doctors and says "Tell me why I should let you into Heaven."

The first doctor says "I won the Nobel Prize in Medicine."

"OK!" says St. Peter, "Welcome to Heaven."

The second doctor looks worried and says "I never won any prize; but I devoted my career to a free clinic where people could get treatment at no cost." St. Peter smiles and holds open the Pearly Gates for doctor number two.

The third doctor smiles and says "I am responsible for setting up HMOs throughout the United States."

St. Peter looks this man in the eye and says "You may enter Heaven as well, but you can only stay 3 days."


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