Men / Women Brains
In the hospital, The relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking
tired and somber. "I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news." he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one
at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. At length,
someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded,"200 for a female brain, and $500 for a
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A girl,
unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted
to ask,"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at her childish innocence and then to the entire
group said, "It's a standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the female
brains down, because they're used."