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This guy is sitting at the end of the bar looking gloomy. His friend arrives and sits down beside him. "Why so glum, chum?" he asks his sad friend.

"Oh, its my wife, she beats me at everything we compete at. Jogging, bowling, tennis, cards...just everything."

The friend orders a beer and pauses to think. "I know," he exclaims, "Challenge her to a pissing contest."

"A pissing contest?"

"Surely you can out distance her on that...do it on the front lawn so you can see the difference."

"Ok, I'll do it."

So he goes home and says to his wife, "I challenge you to distance pissing contest. We'll meet on the front lawn after dark."

So they each prepare themselves drinking lots of beverage prior to the contest. After dark they meet and the husband suggests the wife go first. So she drops her drawers and lets out with a modest shower.

Hubby steps up, drops his drawers, and grabs his "equipment". His wife says, "Ah, no, dear. No hands allowed."


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