Humor Planet - Part of the Amusive Network

Rate This Joke!





Main Page
Submit a Joke
Feedback
About Us
Advertise Here
Link To Us!
Free Stuff at FreeCenter

Joke A Day!

Get a FREE Joke in your mailbox every day! Just enter your E-mail address below to be subscribed.





Animals
Blondes
Business World
Computers
Geek Humor
Idiots
Insults
Kids
Law
Lists
Medicine
Men & Women
Nationalist
Old People
Relationships
Relatives
Religion
School
SEX!
Sports
True Stories?!
Weather
Misc



Lamer Text!


Poor Roger   

Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.

The doorman at the club spots them and says "Hey Roger! How are you tonight?"

His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. "No, no. He's just one of the guys I bowl with."

They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says "Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?"

His wife's eyes widen. "You must come here a lot!"

"No, no" says Roger "I just know her from volleyball."

Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says "Roger! A table dance as usual?"

His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.

Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and lets Roger have it with both barrels.

At this, the cabby leans over and says "Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!"


Back to Joke Listing!

 

  Copyright © 1998-99, by The Amusive Network. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy