Washington's Bad Battle
Washington and his men had just finished a big battle and were
tired and wounded. They were walking for miles looking for a
place to stay when they came upon this very small broken
Washington asked the man who answered the door if he had
room to help some of his men as they were tired and sick. The
man said, "As you can see I only have room for one man." So
Washington picked out his most wounded man, Private Cox, to
stay there. Then he left with the rest of his men looking for
After walking for several miles more, they finally saw this big
beautiful mansion on a hill and proceeded to the mansion.
Washington rang the bell and a beautiful woman came to the
door, and asked him what he wanted. Washington explained
that he had just fought a terrible battle and that some of his
men were wounded and that they were all tired and needed
some shelter and a place to rest.
The Madam explained that the place was actually a bordello,
but that they would be happy to take in him and his men. In
fact, she was excited about it. She said, "how many men do
you have? Washington answered, "About 99 men without Cox."
The madam said. "You gotta be shitting me."