90 Year Old Man
A ninety-year old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing when a
young man walks by and asks him what's wrong.
Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a
twenty-five year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You can't understand.
Every morning before she goes to work we make love...At lunchtime she comes
home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the
afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the
best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we
make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It
sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The old man answers,again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."