Honey Honey, Sugar Sugar
One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone
National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one
is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe
on the side of the road for breakfast.
Their waitress serves them their food, and the husband from
Nebraska says, "could you pass the honey honey?" to whom
his wife, hands over the honey.
Then, the husband from Kansas says "Could you pass the
sugar sugar?" and she passes him the sugar.
The Iowan husband sits there for a minute, then looks at his
wife and says "Wanna pass me the bacon, pig?"