Joe and Bob
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went
straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight
to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much
he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his
wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that
he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6
months ago, it had revived their marriage and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive
hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst
day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle.
Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come