There was an elderly southern widow who lived in a large
mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to
Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base, and
asked to speak with the lieutenant.
"Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on
Thanksgiving, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no
The lieutenant replied, "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I
speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your
Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, and the widow went to answer
the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four of the
darkest skinned men boys that anyone had ever seen,
especially in the South.
"But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered.
One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't