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Jesus' Pancake   

A mother was preparing pancakes for her son Kevin, and his younger brother Ryan. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake (because they're boys), and the mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. She taught them, "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'"

Kevin's eyes got really big, then he turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


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