Why College is Like Preschool
- You cry for your mother.
- You cross the street without looking for cars.
- Snack time is a necessity.
- You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
- You stay at home and play games with your friends.
- You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
- You wear big mittens.
- Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
- You take naps.
- You look forward to grilled cheese sandwiches.