Guy goes into a bar. Bartender says "what'll ya have, fella?"
Guy says: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-scotch n-n-n-n-n-n s-s-s-s-s-soda."
Barkeep fills the order, hands it to the guy, who says "th-th-th-th-th-thanks."
Barkeep leans over the counter, motions to the guy, looks left & right, and whispers "Friend, I know this ain't none of my business, but you know, I used to stutter a whole lot. But my wife found the cure. You interested?"
"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sure" says the Guy. Barkeep looks again, left & right.
"My wife heard about this cure: she performed all *kinds* of magical, passionate, kinky sex on me and with me and I was cured right then and there."
Guy thanks the bartender, tips him generously, and leaves.
A week later the guy comes back into the bar.
"What'll it be tonight, Friend?" asks the barkeep.
Guy: "Yes, my good man, would you please mix for me one of your stupendous Scotch and Sodas, please?"
Barkeep: "Sure thing, Friend, and your speech is incredible. Glad to see you got rid of your stuttering"
Guy: "Thank you, kind sir. And may I say that you have a very nice house."