Jon, a somewhat simple minded young fellow, decided to let himself be
pampered and went into a brothel. Explaining his desire to the madam, she
answered him, "Sure we can pamper you enough, but how much is dependent
upon how much money you have with you."
Looking into his wallet Jon stated, "Well, all I have is $10."
Laughing, the madam exclaimed, "For ten dollars you can go outside around
back and play with yourself."
Looking a bit depressed, and obviously let down from expecting more, Jon
went outside. After a few minutes, he returned.
A bit irritated, the madam of the house asked him, "What are you doing
Jon said, "I'm finished and would like to pay."