People Who Play Sports Are Dumb
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to
his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you
failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a
math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks,
"Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"