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Still Hurts   

Virginia, playing a round golf one Saturday morning, watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The errant golf ball struck one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

Virginia rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But Virginia persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants, and put her hands inside his crotch. She then began to massage him vigorously.

Virginia then asked him, "How does that feel?"

Obviously quite aroused, he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"


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